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pick up lines. oikawa tooru

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Published: Jul 21, 2016

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oikawa x reader
notes: there's a beast in here idek how it escaped.

_{Today is one of those days wherein everything seemed monochrome and plain ordinary. You were in your usual seat - the one beside the window where the blue sky can be seen. Leaning your head on one hand, a sigh escapes from your lips. You didn't even bother to listen to the seemingly endless discussion from the teacher. What's more, you were trying to ignore your annoying seatmate who keeps on telling you pick up lines even though you didn't want to.

Everything is going great, you say sarcastically in your mind.

"(Name)-chan," Oikawa calls out to you with a whisper, a cheerful smile on his face.

"What?" You groan, not averting your gaze from the view outside.

He chuckles. "You know what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me!"

Rather than laughing and telling him that it was cute (which really is but you were too out of it this time), you just scoffed. You didn't have the energy to keep up with his jokes because of many reasons. One, you got up from the wrong side of the bed. Two, you wanted to curse at your infinite pile of school things to do. And lastly, you knew who Oikawa truly is.

And you didn't want it to appear at this moment.

"I swear, that is the most cliché pick up line ever," you say impassively.

"But I searched hard for that," Oikawa replies - a pout visible from his features.

Amusement fills your eyes as you tease him to stop the whole shenanigans but you refuse to show it to him. "Well, I guess you need to stop searching."

Silence.

He rubs his fingers on his chin, thinking of something that seems incredibly stupid. Perhaps it was another pick up line or another method of annoying you.

In the end, it was the first latter.

"How about I tell you perverted pick up lines, (Name)-chan?" He motions near your ear, his breath tickling your skin. You were surprised. This isn't right. It wasn't supposed to turn out this way.

"Silence means yes," his voice was rather toxic. "Are you wearing softball pants? 'Cause your ass is way out of my league."

There it goes. The mysterious switch that causes you to think up of a pick up line that is way more perverted than his. He knew how to activate it and he is the only one who can activate it. He is unbelievable. He is cruel. That's what Oikawa truly is.

And nothing's gonna stop you.

"It's space pants, actually. Because my ass is out of this world."

The next thing you knew, he already excused the both of you to go to the clinic but he led you to the darkest part of the school grounds.}